Washington, DC — Sources are revealing to us today that President Joe Biden and his son, Hunter Biden have been communicating via encrypted fortune cookies. As ludicrous as this seems, if one looks at the events created by the present administration related to former President Trump, it is not surprising that the Bidens are becoming extremely careful.
The latest word is that The Big Guy doesn’t want to pony up with his percentage of the fortune cookie costs with Hunter. The President was heard to say, “My word as a Biden, I ain’t paying any more for nothing. Now play me or trade me.”