Breaking News — Washington, DC
Sources are telling us this morning that the closest advisors and handlers of President Joe Biden are determined to keep him isolated and in the dark until April Fools Day has passed. The plan is to have the president quarantined, in a dark room, with a mask covering his eyes. The president is to see nothing until after 12:01 a.m. April 2nd.
We have been told by sources unauthorized to speak for the Whitehouse, that many are afraid that the President, who is becoming more gaffe-prone and a loose cannon with each passing day, will cause such a major disaster if left alone on the Holiday of Fools.
The word around the capitol is that many people are terrified that if Biden sees his shadow on April Fools Day, we will have 10 more months of BS and babble and darker days ahead.
I have been told that the handlers couldn’t take a chance on the President with this on Easter Sunday, because of the episode last year. Nowadays, the President does not trust the bunny. Biden believes that the Easter Bunny is a Russian plant that was paid for by Trump.
Stay tuned for updates as warranted.
