Politics
NBC investigative crew has boots on the ground in AK
According to sources, (who are not authorized to speak to anyone) who are telling anyone who will listen, a team...
Candidate Kamala Harris’ job at McDonald’s confirmed
Sierra Vista, Arizona —We can gladly share with you today, the confirmation related to the story of Kamala Harris working...
Breaking: Kamala Harris seeking to purchase resort in Florida
Palm Beach, FL — We have received word that Presidential candidate Kamala Harris is finalizing a deal which would allow...
Harris speaks – explains how she is really communicating to the people
Pittsburgh, PA — Presidential candidate Kamala Harris explained today, while she was visiting some workers in Pittsburgh, how she communicates...
Breaking News: Insurance company bows out of Whitehouse bid
Boyds of Lyndon, UK — Our sources are claiming that Boyds of Lyndon, are backing out of their bid to...
Biden DOJ looking to charge Trump with defacing money
Washington, DC — President Biden's DOJ has alerted the Attorney General to proceed with charges an indictment of former President...
South Carolina legislators discussing new bill for themselves.
Bill will change how the public sees perceives them if when they are incarcerated Sources say that the legislators are...
President Biben releases The Biben Bible
We learned moments ago that President Biden has released a personal translation of the Bible. It is called The Biden...
President Biden pardons cannibals who ate his uncle
Washington, D.C. — Rumors abound that President Joe Biden has pardoned the group of cannibals who have been blamed for...
Biden and Son Under Scrutiny for loan Payback and lawyer Fees
In a bit of irony, an unidentified prosecutor has allegedly called for a grand jury to investigate President Biden for...
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