Tampa Bay, FL — Exclusive! We have been informed that tech giant Microsoft and Tampa Bay QB Tom Brady has reached a deal, that is dependent upon Brady's imminent retirement...

Breaking News — Sources who aren't authorized to speak to me or anyone else who knows me have revealed: Former President Donald Trump and the Washington Post are in secret...

Washington, DC — With the banner "Democracy Dies in Darkness" unfurled across the top of their website, anonymous sources are saying that the lead FBI agent that has been working...

Washington, DC —  At exactly 4:20 a.m. this morning, August 25, 2022, unknown agents swarmed the offices of Speaker Nancy Pelosi in search of classified and top secret documents that...

Mar-a-Lago — In a not-so-surprising raid on the estate of former President Donald Trump, the FBI, accompanied by Congressman Adam Shiff and Plunger-in-Chief Liz Cheney. Sources say they were seeking...

Damascus, Syria — What is now being described as a "Damascus Road Experience", Saul/Paul tells sources that he was literally blinded by a great light, and his eyes were burning...

If you were one of those who were upset about Speaker Pelosi heading off to Taiwan, well fear not. There were indeed reasons for her trip that were not known...

It was bound to have happened. I expected this way before now, but I suppose the whiner's club was too busy to recognize the obvious. Anyway, we can rest easy...

Does this mean that most or all of these felons belong to the Democratic Party? There's a pretty good chance that if any other party was involved, the Democrats would...

In a sane world, well…never mind. In the world, as is now, we have heard from our sources that the government is setting up a new agency that will work...