Washington, DC — President Joe Biden’s communication director appeared to be embarrassed when she told a pack of reporters that the president has been awakened by a 2:00 a.m. telephone call. Biden, alarmed by the late night call, assumed it must be Putin, from Russia, or President Xi Jinping of China. Instead he was aroused by a prank call, that asked if his refrigerator was running. Biden’s reply was undecipherable, but an anonymous source told us that Biden though it was Governor Who, from Florida.