Washington, DC — A new Watchdog Group is pushing for “kill-switches” on the desks of all those in congress, that would prohibit the elected officials from casting a vote on stupid laws and/or resolutions. Along with the “kill-switches,” there would be some sort of BS detector, in order to assure the voters that their money would be spent more wisely.
The only other remedies the group claimed would be feasible are term limits, tar and feathers, and a bus ticket home. Since term limits are off the table, there is still a debate going on regarding the latter two!
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