El Paso, TX — Vice President Kamala Harris made a visit to El Paso, in order that she could finally make it clear to all the rubes, just exactly what the problem is. As she heard from all sides, complaining about all the illegals that were being allowed into this country, she told the people there that she was appalled.
First of all, she said that these people were not illegals, but undocumented tourists. She boasted that these people were coming here to tour our country, and to maybe help us with those jobs that Americans won’t do, or even maybe to just sit around and collect the unemployment checks that the President is so graciously calling for.
VP Harris informed the people there, that they just didn’t know anything about this so-called border crisis, and it was the right wing conspiracy all over again. We should be proud that these undocumented tourists decided to come here, and spend your money here.
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