Breaking News —
Sources who aren’t authorized to speak to me or anyone else who knows me have revealed:
Former President Donald Trump and the Washington Post are in secret negotiations to form an alliance between them. The Washington Post will act as the National Clearing House for all top secret, classified and sensitive information. If this endeavor comes together, the middleman, (the FBI and DOJ) will be eliminated, as Trump will send the documents directly to the media giant.
More details when available!
