West Texas — William Shatner, aka Captain Kirk, lifted off today and went into space and back, before I could get through the McDonalds drive thru! In a flight that carried Shatner and crew about 63 miles above the earth, Shatner was heard speaking with a reporter that he was somewhat devasted by the fact that he didn’t see any Klingons, nor the Klingon Warship.
When the reporter tried to interrupt Shatner to explain to him, Shatner refused to be silenced, saying: “Scotty, Spock, Bones…by God, we’ve got ’em. We’ve killed them all. Thank you Bezos, for this Errand of Mercy.”
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