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President and FDA join forces for longer lasting milk

Insists products should last longer due to leap in price

by Sparky Knox
11 months ago
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President Biden, in the past week, had a sit down with some farmers, members of the FDA and various federal agencies in order to find a solution as to why milk seems to spoil much sooner than the expiration date.

The president said that his thoughts are that the ingredients being used to prolong the expiration date are somehow tainted with something else being fed to these cows. This could be true, as we all know when that methane gets out of whack, funny things start to happen.

When Vice-President Harris was asked about what the cure could possibly be, she summed things up very nicely:

When we put ourselves in the place of these cattle, we can seriously begin to feel how long the content will last because we all feed off of lasting content. And the content that lasts longer is always the longest-lasting content. And I’m sure everyone will be more than content with that.

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