If you were one of those who were upset about Speaker Pelosi heading off to Taiwan, well fear not. There were indeed reasons for her trip that were not known about until now. First of all, Pelosi had some family business to take care of, due to her drunken husband’s stock buying without seeking her permission. It appears that Madam Speaker had her husband locked up and kept in jail until she could get back home and straighten things out.
Once Pelosi discovered what her hubby had done, then she had to create a plan to get to Taiwan before the ink had dried on their check and find a way to grab a percentage for the Biden Bros and Son team to divvy up. No one stiffs the Big Guy out of his 10%.
Now we are able to report as to why Pelosi’s return trip back to the USA was scheduled for 6:00 a.m. She was presented with a new Golden Handled Broom with a turbo boost, and she wanted to try it out before she got over the deep water. You heard it here first!
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