After all the hoopla regarding “long Covid”, New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made a startling discovery while she and her boyfriend sneaked away to Florida to vacation, while her constituents had to deal with all sorts of Covid.
Representative Cortez discovered when she returned to New York, she had been infected with Covid while in Florida. Also, while she was recovering from this Covid, the CDC announced that the quarantine time would be cut in half, and now one could return to work after only 5 days. Cortez was unhappy about the new quarantine time. So in her honor, this new discovery has been named, “Quick Covid” due to the fast quarantine time.
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