A local oaf makes the news today. When Newford resident Jon Doekley started his day, he had no clue that he would be a news item before the day was done. It seems that Mr. Doekley was shopping for a new mattress, he insisted that he did not want nor would he buy any mattress that had that stupid tag attached to it.
Of course, the sales clerk repeatedly assured Doekley that he could remove the tag himself, the man was having none of it. He had an outburst of sorts, ranting about how he’s tired of the government telling him what to do and how and when to do it.
After several tries, the store personnel finally gave up, as Mr. Doekley exclaimed that he was tired of this mess, and he’d find himself a mattress without a tag, even if he had to order it from China.
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