I think we may have just discovered something that has never before happened. This evening, we met a man who is wanting to run for a seat in congress, and his platform is extremely honest. Something that we have never experienced before. To see what this man aspires to be and what he wants to do, as well as what he hopes to accomplish is here, in black and white. The unvarnished truth!
Meet Edgar Worthright, the man who is planning to seek a congressional seat in the upcoming election, in 2022. Worthright has never held public office before, but he’ feels the call to serve his country. Below, in his own words, he shares with us what this is all about:
My fellow Americans. I am Edgar Worthright, I’m 43 years of age and I’m seeking your support to become your next representative from Nevada. I plan to be fair and honest in all my dealings (and wheeling) when elected. I won’t make any promises to you all about a chicken in every pot, or health care for everybody, or stimulus checks and such. No, what I’m really interested in, especially since becoming aware of all the perks and privileges, is milking this system and enjoying the retirement plan. I feel like I can accomplish this in one term, especially with this friendly retirement package and all the benefits.
Having said that, my goal is to get elected, maybe co-sponsor some legislation here and there and get involved with this system. Hopefully, after a couple of years, I’ll be able to make myself a nice little bundle to take back home with me. I’m not going to be one of these that’ll sleep in my office, walk to work, etc. No. I want a brand new gas guzzler, a nice home in the country, with about 6 bedrooms and baths, a garden, a pool, a shooting range… You see, I’m in it for what I can gain and for all the things that are beneficial to me. Elect me, and at the end of my term, I promise, you will have much respect for me because you will be able to know that I cleaned up while I was here and I am set for life.
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