President Biden pardons cannibals who ate his uncle
Washington, D.C. — Rumors abound that President Joe Biden has pardoned the group of cannibals who have been blamed for...
Biden and Son Under Scrutiny for loan Payback and lawyer Fees
In a bit of irony, an unidentified prosecutor has allegedly called for a grand jury to investigate President Biden for...
Biden to be kept in the dark until April 2nd.
Breaking News — Washington, DC Sources are telling us this morning that the closest advisors and handlers of President Joe...
House to draw straws for new speaker
The fiasco that is the "election" of the new Speaker of The House has turned into a comedy of errors. ...
Gen. Milley coming out of retirement.
We have heard from sources who are reliable but not authorized to speak on behalf of anyone, and they tell...
Presidential Candidates upset at Trump’s media time
The Republican debate candidates are livid that President Trump is getting so much TV coverage. They want equal time, but...
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Supporters say Biden was talking weather with Hunter’s clients
It's been said that President Biden, when delivering those 20+ phone calls to Hunter's "associates", that the President was talking...
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