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Breaking News: Insurance company bows out of Whitehouse bid
Boyds of Lyndon, UK — Our sources are claiming that Boyds of Lyndon, are backing out of their bid to renew the Whitehouse for public liability insurance packages. All of the details are not yet available, but we can share...
Biden DOJ looking to charge Trump with defacing money
Washington, DC — President Biden's DOJ has alerted the Attorney General to proceed with charges an indictment of former President...
South Carolina legislators discussing new bill for themselves.
Bill will change how the public sees perceives them if when they are incarcerated Sources say that the legislators are...
President Biben releases The Biben Bible
We learned moments ago that President Biden has released a personal translation of the Bible. It is called The Biden...
President Biden pardons cannibals who ate his uncle
Washington, D.C. — Rumors abound that President Joe Biden has pardoned the group of cannibals who have been blamed for...
Biden and Son Under Scrutiny for loan Payback and lawyer Fees
In a bit of irony, an unidentified prosecutor has allegedly called for a grand jury to investigate President Biden for...
Biden to be kept in the dark until April 2nd.
Breaking News — Washington, DC Sources are telling us this morning that the closest advisors and handlers of President Joe...
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House to draw straws for new speaker
The fiasco that is the "election" of the new Speaker of The House has turned into a comedy of errors. ...
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