Havana, CU — Leaders are furious of the fact that some people are becoming so bold about expressing their freedom and lack of true Communist leadership. As people are protesting and celebrating in the streets, at the same time they’re begging the American leadership to please help confiscate the guns of these Cuban dictators before they ” kill us all”. Those who are in the streets are calling for some of the more well known protesters from the USA to please come to Cuba and help loot and burn up the cities. The protesters in Cuba promise to provide masks, bricks, tear gas and all the other paraphernalia needed to start a revolution.
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