What a news story to report on, this very first day of the New Year! Sources have leaked this news to us, and it’s a doozy.
NASA Johnson Space Center is saying that an ET has “phoned home” and shared the following message:
We are not coming…Fuel prices are outrageous…Food prices are astronomical…Accommodation prices are beyond ridiculous…Much too much smog…Weather is unpredictable…and lastly…We ain’t taking a jab!
Oh, and your government is a clown show.
And we apologize to Mars because, at one time, we thought it was the most inhabitable planet. Sorry, Mars.
Let’s Go Brandon!
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