Well, it’s now official! D.C. Dexter, the renowned groundhog of the capital city, has officially made his appearance. As a matter of fact, he came out twice. The first time he popped out of his hole, he stood up, looked around and rubbed his eyes, and dashed back into his hole.
A few minutes later, he came back out, carrying a bottle of wine, and exclaimed…
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