Damascus, Syria — What is now being described as a “Damascus Road Experience”, Saul/Paul tells sources that he was literally blinded by a great light, and his eyes were burning as if a sand storm was brewing. Not only that, Saul/Paul claimed that his side felt as if it were embedded with thorns. He said that this is indeed a witness to the fact that misery loves company.
No one has said when this sand storm will cease, but the travel advisory will remain intact for a few more hours. As our reporters left the scene, Saul/Paul was still sitting on the edge of the road arguing with himself.
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