web analytics
TBSNN
Friday, June 9, 2023
37 °f
Washington
37 ° Wed
37 ° Thu
40 ° Fri
39 ° Sat
Advertisement
  • Home
  • Education
  • News
  • Opinion
  • Politics
  • Religion
  • Sports
  • Legal
    • Contact
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Privacy Policy
TBSNN
No Result
View All Result
Home Politics

Congress to validate UFOs

polls taken

by Sparky Knox
1 year ago
in Satire
0

Washington, DC — Since the Pentagon has reported about 400 encounters with UAPs (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena), rumors abound. Of course, the trusted lawmakers claim that even though there are very good explanations for all this phenomenal hoopla, it’s probably mostly drones. Well, except for Rep. Adam Schiff. Schiff claims that the UFO/UAP sightings are nothing more than continued interference from Russia, trying to get Trump back into the Whitehouse.

In a poll commissioned by the House Intelligence Committee, the results found were that 97% of the responders to the polls say that the UFO/UAP sightings are not actually people from other planets trying to come here, but are trying to get back to their homeland because of the high fuel prices here, as well as the current funding problems for these interplanetary travelers.

One anonymous space alien went on record to say that most of his people believed that Schiff was actually the alien and from another planet, particularly because of his orbit. No other explanation was offered.

ShareTweet
Previous Post

President continues with diversity appointments

Next Post

Congress looking to replace criminal element

Related Posts

Public Domain - Wiki Commons
Politics

McConnel still confused as he leaves rehab

Mitch McConnell falls, injured when reaching across the aisle
Politics

Mitch McConnell falls, injured when reaching across the aisle

Trump and Washington Post in talks of deal
Politics

Trump and Washington Post in talks of deal

Agent fired for leaking info to DOJ
Politics

Agent fired for leaking info to DOJ

Image by rawpixel.com
Politics

Pelosi’s office raided

Adam Schiff aids FBI in search of Trump’s toilet
Politics

Adam Schiff aids FBI in search of Trump’s toilet

$100 off iPhone 12 Mini 64GB. Now: $499.99
  • Home
  • Education
  • News
  • Opinion
  • Politics
  • Religion
  • Sports
  • Legal

© 2021-2022 TBSNN.NET

No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • Politics
  • News
  • Sports
  • Opinion

© 2021-2022 TBSNN.NET

Are you sure want to unlock this post?
Unlock left : 0
Are you sure want to cancel subscription?

Terms and Conditions