Washington, DC — Sources are telling us here at TBSNN that a couple of Republican House members are secretly putting together a bill that would require a breathalyzer test to be taken before any member can vote on any bills. (HR .08) A congressional office, who refused to be identified stated, “I think a breathalyzer is a good idea. Some of these cats have to be drugged, drunk or crazy to even bring some of these bills to the floor for a vote.”
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