The Progressive Church of the Ages has brought about some heavy changes, to end the summer. Some are stunned and some are overjoyed. Bishop James Dandy explained the changes that would be forthcoming, and here in detail, is how it was laid out to us.
According to Bishop Dandy:
The Progressive Church of the Ages will immediately begin having a cover charge whenever a Communion Service is held. There will be announcements, advertisings, and social media, spreading the word about this new plan.
Also, we will move from the traditional bread and juice, and replace it with real wine, both white and red, according to the preference of our congregation. And the bread will be replaced with several different kinds of cheese. That’s why we will have to invoke a cover charge. That, and the fact that the church will also have to purchase a Wine permit and can only consume in-house, and not actually sell any wine on a to-go basis.
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