Politics
Biden to be kept in the dark until April 2nd.
Breaking News — Washington, DC Sources are telling us this morning that the closest advisors and handlers of President Joe...
House to draw straws for new speaker
The fiasco that is the "election" of the new Speaker of The House has turned into a comedy of errors. ...
Presidential Candidates upset at Trump’s media time
The Republican debate candidates are livid that President Trump is getting so much TV coverage. They want equal time, but...
McConnel still confused as he leaves rehab
After spending a few weeks in rehab recuperating from a nasty fall while reaching across the aisle to assist his...
DOJ investigating churches financials
There is a secret probe that is ongoing in the dark underbelly of DC. Our sources are saying that Attorney...
Mitch McConnell falls, injured when reaching across the aisle
Washington, DC — Witnesses are saying that Senator Mitch McConnell, (¿-D/R - KY) took a nasty spill at a Washington...
Agent fired for leaking info to DOJ
Washington, DC — With the banner "Democracy Dies in Darkness" unfurled across the top of their website, anonymous sources are...
Pelosi’s office raided
Washington, DC — At exactly 4:20 a.m. this morning, August 25, 2022, unknown agents swarmed the offices of Speaker Nancy...
Adam Schiff aids FBI in search of Trump’s toilet
Mar-a-Lago — In a not-so-surprising raid on the estate of former President Donald Trump, the FBI, accompanied by Congressman Adam...
Pelosi finds pot of gold at end of Taiwan rainbow
If you were one of those who were upset about Speaker Pelosi heading off to Taiwan, well fear not. There...
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