President Joe Biden is said to be getting ready to announce a new cabinet position for his son, Hunter Biden, who recently turned 52 years old. The younger Biden, with his extensive experience in drugs and the high life, will soon be announced as the newly created position of Director of Drug Traffic. Hunter should be released from his stint in rehab before the end of the month and will assume his new duties.
A spokesperson has told us that Huner will not have to report to an office in D.C. and can mostly work from home, whenever he’s there. According to someone who knows but is not authorized to speak publicly has stated that the President didn’t have to tell his son that his dad was still expecting the 10% for the big guy!
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