McCormick, SC — The Out of the Way Independent Baptist Church, which is a little church on the outskirts of town on Hwy 28, had a little skirmish, as the pastor called it. It seems that in the course of an old-fashioned Bible study, where the men and ladies were dressed in costumes of that particular setting, things got a little sideways.
Pastor Leon said that they were studying in the book of Ephesians, chapter 6, verses 10-18. The men were dressed as defined by the scriptures. The helmet, the shield, the sword, etc.
“Well, I think a couple of the guys had been nipping on the corn if you know what I mean”, Leon said. “After a few minutes of bickering and accusations about getting too rough, next thing you know, there was a full-blown melee. You could hear the metal banging all across the churchyard. Anyway, the police came and broke it all up and I sent everybody home. I think next week we may need to study about loving thy neighbors.”
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