Mar-a-Lago — In a not-so-surprising raid on the estate of former President Donald Trump, the FBI, accompanied by Congressman Adam Shiff and Plunger-in-Chief Liz Cheney. Sources say they were seeking items in a safe that were reportedly stolen from Washington, DC during Trump’s term of office.
We were told that the main focus was several toilets, that were being plunged by Cheney, who kept insisting, “I know that s*** is here somewhere, and I’ll get it up.”
We tried getting in touch with Director Wray, but he was too busy trying to get his flight changed, due to the incompetence of their Director of Transportation.
Our reporters there said that an abundance of different industrial workers from the government was stationed at the scene and ready to do what they needed to do as the requests and excuses change.
