Washington, DC — Rep. Adam Schiff, (D-CA) just held a press conference and it seems we were the only media outlet to attend. Even his own spokesperson did not cover the spectacle. As we were coming into the press room, his spox was coming out, and when I tried to stop him and ask about this presser, he simply threw up his arms and shrugged his shoulders, and said, “Ask Shonk”.
Schiff began by talking about how everything has been so misguided by labeling events and other things as either left-wing or right-wing, so he was here to set the record straight. Saying he could only speak for himself, of course, that he wanted to formally and publicly say today that he is actually the original leader of the Chicken-Wing and all the conspiracies they’ve made up along the way.
Sure, there have been half-truths and facts embellished, but those were/are My truths and My facts. Nobody knows what I know and nobody doesn’t know what I don’t know. Rest assured, I’m not the only one half-baked in this Chicken-Wing Conspiracy. Look at Bug-eyed Pelosi and Fats Nadler. We are the poster people for the Chicken-Wing. We’ve been at this for more than 6 years now, and we’ll indict Trump eventually for something. If nothing else, for trying to clean that swamp without a permit.
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