MSNBC host Al Sharpton, and NY Attorney General Letitia James have reportedly been prayed over, with the laying-on-of-hands, with the dousing of oil as is customary in the biblical tradition of such.
The service was held at Cornerstone Baptist Church on Sunday.
However, due to the quantity of oil that was used in this ceremony, along with the fact that President Biden had already used all the reserve oil for other emergencies, the governor is now considering reinstating the fracking legislation, as there will surely be an oil shortage.
From a legislator that has not been authorized to speak, said:
“I heard it was quite an event. It wasn’t just the amount of oil that was used, but that it took the equivalent of a NASCAR pit crew to get the job done. You can quote me, but please don’t use my name.”
And, that’s the way they say it is!
