Pittsburgh, PA — Presidential candidate Kamala Harris explained today, while she was visiting some workers in Pittsburgh, how she communicates with the people regularly. Harris stated that if the people would only pay attention, they would see that she is playing charades, for the people to play along and feel included, thus making it such a joyful and inclusive event.
The VP said, “I use my hands a lot when I speak, and I also use certain facial expressions, allowing people to share and participate in my charades. When people feel included, it makes it a moment of inclusiveness that will bring joy to those included.”
“You see when I’m waving my hands,” Harris says, “I’m waving my heart and my heart is beckoning you to come to share my including you, or whatever.”
“My administration will be the most inclusive administration that has ever been assembled, that includes, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and Joe Biden. Inclusivity will be the hallmark of my tenure, and everyone is invited to come and partake and be a part of our spreading of joy, and hope, and spreading this message to all, except for the rest of the nation who opposes me.”
Our news team tried to catch VP Harris as she and Walz were leaving the event. We were able to shout out one last question as she was boarding her bus: “Ms. Harris, may our reporters join your tour here and enjoy this new inclusiveness?”
Harris yelled back, “No Trumpsters are welcome. And that includes you.”
