Boyds of Lyndon, UK — Our sources are claiming that Boyds of Lyndon, are backing out of their bid to renew the Whitehouse for public liability insurance packages. All of the details are not yet available, but we can share what we do know.
At this time, Dame Claudette (pronoun-shim) has refused to answer any questions, but the spokesperson who is not authorized to speak has stated:
No one is saying out loud, but there is speculation related to that VP dude, Tim (the Last) Walz, is a hindrance as to Boyd’s being reluctant to issue an insurance package, due to the many instances of fires under his watch. And with his military background, and all the times he’s carried an AK-15 or worse, it would create a challenge for us. More than that, it would be a responsibility we would not care to bear.
Even though there is much JOY within and without as to this campaign, there are still many unknowns with TamponTim!
Stay tuned.
