Washington, DC — President Biden’s DOJ has alerted the Attorney General to proceed with charges an indictment of former President Donald J. Trump, for defacing good US currency. Even though there is no law on the books currently for such, there should be an Executive Order related to this within minutes from now.
Biden and his cohorts decided that Trump had pulled this stunt when a young fan attended an event dressed in a red tie, a blue suit, and a blond Trump-like wig. Trump was impressed with the kid and decided to gift him with a $20 bill which was then autographed by the former President.
The kid was delighted with his prize for the evening.
So, the Biden administration feels that this is an open-shut case, and hopefully will bring an end to Trump’s campaign.
*Update* – Anonymous officials are now saying that there is also a charge coming along with the charges above, that will say that Trump was trying to buy the votes of a future voter.
Stay tuned!
