Bill will change how the public sees perceives them if when they are incarcerated
Sources say that the legislators are pouring over the language in a new bill to be brought to the floor soon. The bill, known at the moment as the Felonius Repititiao Act of 2024 will make it mandatory for the public to refer to the convicted class of felons who have and will be imprisoned, who serve themselves from the East Bank of the Congaree, will be referred to thusly:
Whereas, these duly elected, selected, appointed, and anointed participants in illegalities that gain them favor, money, undue benefits, and other various advantages, that upon conviction of a felonious crime lands them in prison;
Shall be now and forever more referred to as; not being imprisoned, but now, an honorable member residing in a gated community.
Set forth on the Day of Our Choosing, June 5, 2024. Thus sayeth the Truth Squad!
