We learned moments ago that President Biden has released a personal translation of the Bible. It is called The Biden Bible. The President stated that this version of The Biden Bible was created by quite a few family members’ input, as most family business matters are all family-oriented, regardless of what the press may say.
The bible includes copies of the latest unemployment forms, the telephone numbers of all Republicans, the designated bail-bondsman for the DNC, the cheat sheet for press conferences, as well as a handwritten note to Donald Trump.
At first glance, our editor who has received a copy of this bible, says that the most interesting thing about this bible is concerning The Book of Jobs. At a prior Q&A, our editor posed the following to the President and his press team:
FHNC editor: Mr. President, there is no Jobs in the Bible. What’s up with that?
MrB: There is no jobs here either. So what.
FHNC editor: Well isn’t this a book of lies?
MrB: So what!
FHNC editor: Mr. President, does this mean… (cut off and interrupted)
MrB: Can you spell indictment?
FHNC editor: Yes, can you?
MrB: No. ::(Walking away with evil grin)
Update: Sources say that Chinese, Russian and Farci translations are nearly complete and will be released soon