McConnel still confused as he leaves rehab

After spending a few weeks in rehab recuperating from a nasty fall while reaching across the aisle to assist his Democratic friends, Mitch is back.  Almost!   Senator McConnell suffered a fractured rib along with a concussion.   He’s not quite ready to go back to work, because sources are telling us that Mitch can’t remember which doors to use to get in and out of the Senate chambers.  Not only that, he cannot remember which party he actually belongs to, so his advisors have told us, just to be safe, that McConnel will vote with the Democrats, as he would not want to lose any friends.