Washington, DC — Witnesses are saying that Senator Mitch McConnell, (¿-D/R – KY) took a nasty spill at a Washington Party when he was continuously reaching back and forth across the aisle in order to interfere with Republicans in attendance. After spending several days in a hospital, he was transferred to a rehabilitation center in order to bring him back to the party.
The judicial committee chairman has stated that thus far, there is not enough evidence to convict McConnell on the grounds that he claims to be a conservative and a Republican. No such documentation exists.
