Washington, DC — Insiders are saying that since President Joe Biden made his announcement the House and Senate have begun the process of stockpiling AK-15s and F-15s, bazookas and nuclear weapons.
Biden says that since the January 6th “insurrection” the Dems should hoard up all these weapons in order to keep them from getting into the hands of the lowest common denominator…republicans.
The president insisted that another thing that he’d like to let the people know about is the real reason behind this push for electric automobiles. “You see”, says Biden, “it’s to help catch criminals. When they flee in their stolen electric cars, they’ll run out of energy between filling stations and the law enforcement people can catch them before my DA’s and judges turn them loose again. It’s all in the plan, man.”
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