Washington, DC — Since the Pentagon has reported about 400 encounters with UAPs (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena), rumors abound. Of course, the trusted lawmakers claim that even though there are very good explanations for all this phenomenal hoopla, it’s probably mostly drones. Well, except for Rep. Adam Schiff. Schiff claims that the UFO/UAP sightings are nothing more than continued interference from Russia, trying to get Trump back into the Whitehouse.
In a poll commissioned by the House Intelligence Committee, the results found were that 97% of the responders to the polls say that the UFO/UAP sightings are not actually people from other planets trying to come here, but are trying to get back to their homeland because of the high fuel prices here, as well as the current funding problems for these interplanetary travelers.
One anonymous space alien went on record to say that most of his people believed that Schiff was actually the alien and from another planet, particularly because of his orbit. No other explanation was offered.
