Washington, DC — Sources are saying that due to the extreme circumstances in President Biden’s “speechifying”, an interpreter will be brought in to help Americans (and his staff) understand just what the hell he’s talking about.
An anonymous source, who isn’t supposed to talk, leaked to us that Biden, uh, President Biden has been writing his own speeches as well as programming the teleprompters.
WH Staffers hope to have things squared away by the beginning of November.
