A fleet of enemas sent to Congress

Washington, DC — We’re being told that an enterprising individual(s) is responsible for shipping 535 fleet enemas to the entire body of Congress.  Along with the fleet of enemas was a handwritten note, detailing how these enemas were to be used and the biggest feature is…One size fits all!  The anonymous sender is hoping that the results will give all 535 congress people the desired attitude adjustment.