Dog eats litmus test homework

Washington, DC — We learned today that President Biden’s communications director, had to reschedule a litmus test, because her dog ate her homework. (for the litmus test)  Biden said he wasn’t amused, because as crazy as his own pooch was, there was no way that dog would eat any homework of any kind.  Biden said he didn’t know about the litmus test, but it sure as hell doesn’t pass the smell test.