Washington, DC — In a strange twist, the IRS is being targeted by a powerful Christian lobbying group, called 10-Now. According to Chief Accounting Officer Tad Camphor, the IRS will now be pressured to disburse from their revenue, an amount equal to 10%, to be divided up equally, among all Christian entities, specifically legally structured churches. Camphor stated that, just in the past year, during their research, that at least $654 billion has been kept by the IRS that should’ve been recirculated back into the Christian environment.
Local DC Pastor Petey Langler told our news media, “the scripture that claimed that Christians should render unto Caesar, was not sound, because Caesar is dead, and therefore, we want our money back!”
We left a message and an email with the IRS, but could not find anyone willing to speak to us. We will update this news when circumstances warrant.
