Las Vegas, NV — There’s a new gamer in town. Well, sort of. God’s Odds Squad is open for business. They are the only Christian oddsmakers around, and they are also guaranteeing a 100% success rate. They will not participate in lotteries, sporting events, or weather-related forecasts. Spokesperson Johnny Widowmaker said, “We aren’t in the gaming business, per se, but we do offer our projections in regards to real-time events and future happenings. And we do guarantee 100% accuracy, 100% of the time.
As told to us here at Noah’s Times, when they do offer odds on certain events that are considered under the control of nature, then they offer a guaranteed 50-50 chance…it will or it won’t. Win-win.
If the projection is biblical, then they go with the big guy, (not Joe Biden) and back the coming event 100%. After all, the big guy (not Joe Biden) has never been wrong before, right?
If you would like to keep up with the latest events, you may peruse the following link, on a regular basis.
It is as fresh as your morning coffee.
Odds are 50-50 you will or will not click the link above!
